Cute Names To Call Your Girlfriend (And A Few Rubbish Ones)

cute names to call your girlfriend

So, you’ve followed the rest of the sterling advice dished out betwixt the hallowed digital pages of the EliteSingles magazine, and have bagged yourself a girlfriend. Very well done to you. Now though, you are faced with a pressing new dilemma: what the devil should you call her? You can’t just call her ‘Emma’ forever, because a) that’s frightfully formal and b) chances are that’s not even her name.

Fortunately for you, we have decided create a follow up to our previous offering, ‘Cute Names to Call Your Boyfriend’. Behold: below we have assembled the essential ranked list of cute names to call your girlfriend (plus a few shockers for good measure).

20 Cute Names to Call Your Girlfriend: Ranked


A nice safe choice to kick us off. Could either be used to compare your partner to a glowing religious creature toting a halo and a harp, or that big brown statue that guards the A1 just outside of Newcastle.

Verdict: 8/10


Easy to pull off, low risk, highly effective if enunciated with an affectionate grin. For maximum impact, use immediately after your partner has done something unintentionally sweet, such as catching a moth and setting it free outside.

Verdict: 7/10


A classic, but way too obvious. We call things beautiful every day. A cloud is beautiful. A meatball sandwich is beautiful. A nicely drawn graph is beautiful. Shall I compare thee to an Excel spreadsheet? Try harder.

Verdict: 6/10


Commonplace in hip hop and pop music since the noughties, the internet offers several explanations as to the term’s origins:

  1. A corruption of the French ‘beauté’.
  2. A corruption of the German ‘beute’.
  3. A shortening of the slang term ‘booty’, employed when referring to a woman’s buttocks. Ah, romance.

Verdict: 5/10


A shortening of ‘babe’, because pronouncing the second ‘b’ is too much effort. Expect the ‘e’ to also be dropped within the next three years, when we will all be calling each other ‘Ba’ across candlelit dinner tables.

Verdict: 4/10


Perfect if your partner is the kind of girl who is forever tripping over the rug, setting the oven ablaze, electrocuting herself while changing light bulbs, and reversing the car over next door’s cat.

Verdict: 5/10

Baby Cakes

‘Baby Cakes’ was a song by British garage trio ‘3 of a Kind’ which charted at number 1 (yes, actual number 1; this was the most popular song across the entire United Kingdom, the land of Emmeline Pankhurst and Isambard Kingdom Brunel) in 2004. If you are a die-hard ‘3 of a Kind’ fan, then by all means, commandeer ‘Baby Cakes’ for your loved one.

Verdict: 2.5/10


The only people allowed to use this term sans irony are 96 year old Second World War veterans with gigantic moustaches who were at D-Day and described it as ‘a bit of a pickle’; the same calibre of person who can pull off saying ‘tally-ho old boy’ and ‘toodle pip’.

Verdict: 5/10

My Love

Classy, intimate, and sweet, you’ll get a lot of mileage out of this one. Best shy away from ‘my lover’ though, unless you’ve found love in the rolling hills of the West Country.

Verdict: 9/10


Who are you, Tom Jones? Get out of here.

Verdict: 2/10


It doesn’t take an exhaustive amount of mental athletics to deduce where this common term of endearment originated. Sugar is sweet, and sweet things are nice. Girlfriends are also nice. And lo, a classic nickname is born. More commonly used Stateside. See also: honey, peach and (if you must) treacle.

Verdict: 6/10


Not for everyone by a long stretch, and if you disagree passionately then by all means vent your fury in the comment section. However, based on absolutely no empirical evidence whatsoever, we’re going to say that partners who breezily toss the term ‘dude’ back and forth once in a while have far more fun and far fewer arguments about electricity bills.

Verdict: 8/10


You may not walk away with the trophy for originality and it ranks a little too highly on the cringe-o-meter, but if uttered sparingly and with a wry smile (ideally while presenting her with breakfast in bed), you might be onto a winner.

Verdict: 7/10


Lovers across the North East of England volley this one back and forth like a hot potato. Now hold on a second – before you start lighting your pitchforks and sharpening your torches, know that Geordies are not chirpily referring to their other halves as domesticated animals. ‘Pet’ is a shortening of ‘petal’. N’aw. Kind of sweet, really.

Verdict: 6.5/10

Baby Girl

A very cute name to call your girlfriend on a Sunday morning when you’re dancing around the kitchen together to Frank Sinatra. A highly embarrassing name to accidentally call your girlfriend in front of all your rugby mates down at the pub.

Verdict: 7/10


We all have that exasperatingly cheerful Facebook friend who posts endless statuses about their beloved ‘hubby’ (luvli night with the hubby! #vino #lovemyman) and we can all agree it is a very annoying term. However, next to the lexical travesty that is ‘wifey’, ‘hubby’ might as well be ‘cellar door’.

Verdict: 3.5/10

The Missus

It’s just a bit Danny Dyer, isn’t it?

Verdict: 1/10

The Ol’ Ball and Chain

One of the best cute names to call your girlfriend if you’ve just purchased a new sofa and fancy testing it out for the night.

Verdict: 0/10

Honey Bunny

The perfect name to call your partner as you draw matching revolvers and attempt to rob a downtown diner, only to be foiled by a scripture-quoting Samuel L. Jackson (that last sentence contained spoilers).

Verdict: 5/10


For those of you who can tell a Tyrion from a Targaryen (these are Game of Thrones references, for those of you who have yet to be indoctrinated), you will know the reverence, power and sheer badassery that this name conveys.

In fact, we’re putting our foot down and saying that this is the best one. No, it’s no use arguing, Khaleesi is the winner. This wasn’t even supposed to be a competition but look: this is the best nickname for your girlfriend. Empower her, admire her, support her, and indulge your inner dweeb all at the same time with this nerd-tastic moniker.

Best to only use it in private though, lest your non-fantasy-show-liking friends overhear and you are forevermore heckled as ‘elf boy’.

Verdict: 1000/10

If you perused the above list and found it entirely uninspired and redundant (first of all how dare you), it is possible to take another route to nickname paradise: you can conjure a pet name out of the ether like a love-struck wizard. In reality, the best and most meaningful nicknames for loved ones aren’t plucked arbitrarily from a list on the internet but are reminders of the close bond the pair of you share; an in-joke that only the two of you understand. Spend time with your loved one and see what it is about them that truly inspires you, and you’ll be well on your way to unearthing those cute names to call your girlfriend.

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About the author: Dan Hackett

Dan is an editor for EliteSingles.

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